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Silk -”She bangs ‘em, She breaks ‘em, and then she books ‘em…” Most would just do the breaking and the booking. Her suspects ought to be thrilled she throws some sex their way… for whatever reason she does that.

Fingerprints Don’t Lie -”You can’t erase the stamp of a killer!” Those guys who try to wipe fingerprints off objects they’ve touched are chumps.

Star Force -”Black hole in space holocaust leads to massacre in star wars” That isn’t a sentence. That’s a collection of meta tags trying to elevate search result positions…in whatever search engines we used in 1980s…  AltaVista? Yahoo?That, or someone tried to kill the tagline with a forklift.

Metal Bender

Pursuit of a Legend -”some things remain hidden for a reason” Agreed.Anyone found a copy of Pursuit of a Legend anywhere, or is it… you know… kinda hidden?

Pieces -”You don’t have to go to Texas for a massacre!” Why would I want to seek that out? I like that these massacres are far away from me.…unless there’s some hidden meaning here. “It’s exactly what you think it is.” Huh.  So you’re really positing that this “get massacred anywhere” plan is a bonus. Good luck with that.

Meet the People -”The gayest musical” Well, that’s refreshingly honest…

The Tormentors -”They’re the last of a dying breed” Oh darn.  Who will torment us when the last of these guys fades away?

La Blue Girl -”UNCENSORED” Less a tagline than a bright red swath of irony obscuring cartoon boobs.

Devil’s Angels -”Their god is violence and - like rabid dogs… lust is the law they live by!” Either I’m misinformed about rabid dogs and their relationship to religion, law, and lust, or this tagline is.
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