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Please consider our latest offering, THE LAST SLUMBER PARTY, as it may be the stupidest teen horror film I have ever seen, and that’s a considerable statement. This may well be the slasher-pic equivalent of “The Room.”
A madman terrorizes a slumber party. Maybe two. He (or they) do it slowly, haltingly, ineptly. Lines are flubbed, shots lose focus, marks are missed, no matter, the camera bravely marches on. And it ends as pointlessly as it begins.
So it all adds up to great viewing for a summer night, under the stars, in the cabin, Hell, even on the phone. See it with someone you love, because anyone else might hit you.
I pretty much always download the VODs (VsOD?) the moment they drop, so I’ve already watched this one… and it’s pretty fantastic. I’ve seen more 80s slasher pictures than any sane person should, and I’ve never seen one worse than The Last Slumber Party. It’s a damn-near perfect riff movie, and the Rifftrax crew doesn’t disappoint.
Pixar can never top this.